Tuesday, 27 March 2012

I wanna rock!


I don’t mind driving. I don’t even mind sitting in mild traffic every day – and not so mild traffic every other day. All thanks to my car radio. But then I was forced to go without my car radio for about two weeks when it was stolen. (GASP!)

So while I was driving in utter silence with just my random thoughts and that creepy guy in the car next to me to keep me company, I got to thinking about different radio stations.

I came to the realisation that apart from my chosen breakfast show, with Gareth Cliff, I usually just frantically flip through stations looking for the one that’s playing a bearable (or hopefully bop-along-to-the-beat) song at that exact moment. I can listen to Gareth’s conversations in the morning, because they’re interesting and he actually has something meaningful to add. And he has frequent musical intermissions.

But then you get those DJs who talk on forever and ever (to themselves essentially), about something that doesn’t really interest anyone. And you can just hear how much they love the sound of their own voice! And that, quite sadly, includes most DJs out in the world.

I read a profound status on Facebook the other day, “Listen to DJs who love music more than they love the sound of their own voice.” I agree with that. I would just add a part in there about listening to DJs who have valuable insights to pass on to you.

Then, while in silent traffic one day, I tried to imagine my perfect kind of radio station and I immediately thought of pirate stations. They’re illicit, fun and meaningful – you feel like you’re part of something big just by listening to them. We all have an inner rebel-child just waiting for the right opportunity to show face, right?

I guess there are different types of pirate stations, but when I think pirate radio station, I think of the movie “The Boat that Rocked” and I get this burning desire to be part of something like that. “Radio Rock” with its crew of quirky DJs captured my heart. As they broadcast from a ship floating in the international waters of the North Sea, the British government on their trail, trying to shut them down. And of course they’re in the 1960’s, so they’re playing the kind of music I enjoy thanks to my dad’s collection of tapes he recorded from an old record player.



On air. Off shore. Out of control.

That’s the kind of station I want to listen to.




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Monday, 5 March 2012

Those unspeakably fun topics

Since we were talking about Google being a God last time. I got to thinking about the tendency to shy away from speaking about religion.

Do you believe there is a God? Are you Christian, Muslim, Hindu, Buddhist?

How about politics – are you liberal or conservative in your political beliefs. Capitalist? Socialist? Nihilist? Dictator?

How do you feel about sex? Do you watch porn? What kind? Do you fantasise? Do you think masturbation is evil?

I’m sorry if these questions make you uncomfortable. I mean to say, I’m not sorry for asking them, I’m sorry you aren’t relaxed and free enough to be comfortable with the questions.

I enjoy exploring new ways of thinking about the world. When I meet new people I like to get into their heads and hear their opinions about topics that are actually interesting. That means that inevitably the conversation will head towards the three most dreaded topics of conversation – sex, religion and politics.





Sex – too indecent
Religion – too controversial
Politics – too heated

What is left to talk about when all the prudes out there tell you these topics are off limits? – Nothing truly interesting if you ask me.

Want to know what my taboo topics are?

Diets
The latest diet that you’re trying out in a desperate attempt to drop your Christmas (sure) pounds and all the intricate details of it. I do my thing, I jog, I try to eat as healthy as I can – I really don’t need you making me feel bad about the cupcake I had for breakfast.

Your ex
Yes. You guys broke up. Get over it. I don’t mind talking to you about your ex when it’s still a fresh wound – I understand that you need to deal through the issues. I’ll be your shoulder. But if it’s months after the break up and your ex has moved on – I’m over it.

Boring gossip
If anyone ever says they don’t enjoy the odd tidbit of exciting gossip, they’re lying. But I don’t want to hear any gossip about your uncle’s, cousin’s, girlfriend’s sister. I don’t care.

Money
Oh, wow, you earn so much money! I automatically have so much respect for anything that comes out of your mouth – including your ignorant opinions that display just how vain you are. (I think this will be my sarcasm font from now on.)

I’m sure if I had the time I could come up with quite a list. But my point is this – why make all the interesting topics taboo? And leave us with this boring dribble to put up with?




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